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Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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