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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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