i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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