btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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