After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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