new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Houston, we have a squirter
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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