i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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