Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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