Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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