So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
