sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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