Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Your tits are I can't wait for
okay pat passed out under dana's car
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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