Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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