worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize