I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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