u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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