Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Life is so much better after having sex.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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