Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize