Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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