She's JV to your varsity
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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