he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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