Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I can't turn off my feet"
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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