Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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