so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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