too bad you live with your parents still
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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