Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I have tasted many bathrooms
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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