Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Four minutes until I can fart!
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Randomize
