My nipple is on Facebook.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Randomize
