All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
