Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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