The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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