Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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