We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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