The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
All the doctor said was why
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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