it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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