living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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