I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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