Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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