maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
