mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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