so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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