Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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