We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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