Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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