My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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