Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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