Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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