dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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