chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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