SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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