idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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