Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
we should paint friendship bongs
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Randomize
